Highlands Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Special Olympics Gold Medal Wearer Guy
(Mr. Special Olympics Gold Medal Wearer Guy)
For sports day, you decide to wear the one thing that you are very proud of...
The gold medal from the Olympics....the Special one.
(Sooo special!!)
Sure you are proud to flunk kids, write them up, and like to make awkward small talk with everyone.
(I don't know what to say!)
But your 8-inch thick glasses lets you see the real world and not the world others see. But hey, you're a referee, so why WOULDN'T we listen to you?
(You're soo smart!!)
So crack open a cold one, Athlete of the Loveboat. 'Cause we all know that even if you suck at basketball, you will always be someone "special."
(Mr. Special Olympics Gold Medal Wearer Guy!)
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Wow. I am completely impressed. This is THE best "Real Men of Genius" song EVER. I heard the song playing in my head with your lyrics. You are a lyricist with immeasurable skill. Wow. Maybe we can get Jay to sing it and record it as part of the Highlands 96782 soundtrack. Wouldn't that be SPECIAL?
Suckin' Dave. I didn't think you had it in you, you closet dickhead!! That was damn funny!! I was singing along with it, too. What brought that on? Is he your nemesis now?
ooo! ooo! J, you SHOULD record it!!
I just taught the kids the word "swagger." I should have him come and demonstrate for the kids.
No, Amy and I were driving when we heard it on the radio. I was like, "Ooh, I should write a blog based on that song." Then she told me about the Special Olympics medal thing. I had to look up the lyrics so I can kinda match it, though.
Guys, I hope you know that I got YELLED at because Dave was busy concentrating on writing this oh so special post. Far be it for me to break his concentration when he's in the zone...goodness gracious. But it did come out really good...I'm impressed too. Heehee.
Hey, you guys should link Amy's blog to this one so we can all get there through this one or vice versa...
I'm lazy now. I'm a converted techie. I only function on convenience...
Did you get my "Carlton" text/picture message yesterday?
k..there..put everyone's link on. And yes, I got the Carlton ring tone..thanks. Never had a pic with it right?
isn't it amazing, we have our own show with commercials, too!!!
Please tell me you're kidding about he Special Olympics thing...
Wait. Now I'm curious, too. That's too good to be true. What's up with the medal? Are you serious? Is he the Bryan Clay of "special" athletes? What do you do in the "special" decathlon? He just refereed, right?
on everyday heroes day, brother love-boat was wearing a special olympics shirt with 2 medals. One was from the special olympics and the other was aloha state games. I have no idea for what.
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